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Nightmark Engrish

Snapped this picture of a shirt at a nightmarket.

This is a very common form of Engrish – it’s basically just letters mashed on a keyboard to create the illusion of language. I see Taiwanese friends and students wearing these quite regularly.

Grocery Store Engrish

I spotted this Worm Reminder at the Carrefour shopping center last December.

For those of you that don’t get it, it’s supposed to be a “warm reminder.”

Another Engrish menu

Here’s another menu; this one includes full-on Engrish.

The restaurants delicious dishes include:

The Thai Jiao tingles a chicken Chips cattle grain The Thai dozen throws a cattle Japanese pottery plank beef Sheet iron cattle and many more!

Engrish Menu

Often, restaurants will have English menus for foreigners. Most of the time they are copies of the Chinese menus. Often they are simply lists. However, never before have I seen such a detailed menu as this:

Engrish TV Show

Found this DVD while browsing in Taichung. It’s the Taiwanese version of the American show “Ugly Betty.”

The Chinese title is 醜女無敵 (chǒunǔwúdí), which literally means “ugly woman without equal,” denoting an exceptionally ugly woman. I presume their choice of invincible is due to a very poor dictionary. “Invincible Ugly Woman” (thanks Luuke!). Notice the

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Japanese oddities

Stores that sell Japanese products are very popular here in Taiwan. I enjoy going to them and browsing, just because the Japanese are insane and I always find peculiar items. Today I thought I’d share some of my finds with you.

The elusive Banana Case! Holds and protects your banana so that no harm

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Japanese Engrish

This is a series of Japanese anti-smoking pictures that line the walls of my school. I find these quite entertaining, but also somewhat confusing. Not all of them are entirely clear, but I’m sure they make much more sense in Japanese.

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Random Engrish

Found this on a poster for a new Jazz club opening up. Honestly, I have no idea how it gets this bad. With dictionaries, online dictionaries, spell checkers in every program, there’s really no excuse. I simply don’t understand.

More Engrish pictures

I’ve had these pictures on my phone for a while and just lately got around to tagging and cataloging them. About time, I guess.

First up is courtesy of Bank of Taiwan, one of the oldest banking institutions on the island, with branches pretty much everywhere. I saw this upstairs when I was sending money

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Engrish

It’s been a while since I’ve posted. I’ve been quite busy both with work and the Chinese New Year, which was quite fun.

Time to get back on track with some Engrish. I don’t quite remember where I snapped this sign, but needless to say, they messed up the translation just a little bit.

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