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Engrish Ketchup

Another little gem from some restaurant. King’s Soce Ketchup.

It was, apparently, supposed to be “King’s Sauce” but either through bad spelling, bad luck, or bad software, it ended up as “Soce.”

Buddhist Lottery

I found something pretty interesting in a newspaper the other day. It’s a pink sheet with a picture of Buddha and several lottery numbers on it.

Buddhist Lottery sheet

Apparently it comes everyday in the paper (China Post, I think) and is placed there, either by Buddhist monks (unlikely) or probably by the lottery

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President shoes

I learned something new from one of my students the other day. She was wearing Crocs shoes, and I asked her what they called those shoes in Chinese. She replied that they were called 布希鞋 (bùxīxié) or Bu Shi Shoes.

You see, ever since W. was caught wearing crocs, the Taiwanese decided to venerate

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Cell Phones in Taiwan

I was reading through the news, as I do every morning, and came across an interesting blog entry on the use of cell phones, which I’ve decided to cover here. Here’s a linky so you can read through it yourself: Top 10 Cell Phone Etiquette Rules People Break.

Let me state right off the bat

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Engrish kitty treats

Miss Expatriate and I wandered into the local pet store after dinner and started perusing the cat section to find some treats for our cat. We ended up finding some small twigs from a Japanese tree, which are apparently wildly popular with cats.

Our cat really loves them – like catnip, but without

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Taiwan Driving Laws – idiocy in practice

I’ve talked before about how horrible Taiwanese people are behind the wheel and on the road. This post is dedicated to lawyers and judges and people making and interpreting the laws, as they are not far behind and, in this case, apparently leading the pack of morons.

From The China Post, with a nod to

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Macgyver Outdoor Store

Miss Expatriate and I went to Taichung yesterday to do some shopping and have dinner. While walking on the street, we happened upon this gem of a store:

The Macgyver Outdoor Store. It doesn’t really have anything to do with Macgyver, other than putting “Macgyver” in the title might possibly attract westerners who grew

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